Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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