Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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