We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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