): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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