we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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