'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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