..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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