I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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