Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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