She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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