the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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