smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Drake has all the answers
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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