Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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