just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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