tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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