I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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