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At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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