Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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