god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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