You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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