now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Randomize