weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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