idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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