Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Randomize
