I look better un-naked...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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