she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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