Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I need water and some morals
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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