Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
