Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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