I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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