is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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