just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My liver just had a heart attack.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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