just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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