i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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