Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I love you. Go after that dick
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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