When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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