Small penises have feelings too.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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