I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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