I wannas sexs uuuuu
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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