My brain says no but my pants say off.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
