just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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