She's JV to your varsity
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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