mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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