either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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