She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
its liver damage thursday
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize
