Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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