I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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