Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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