just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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