my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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