i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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