Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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