you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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