How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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