Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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