so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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