alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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